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I AM sorry (Bean, 3yrs)
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I don't do fairies so this is an angel wand (Our Girl, , 4yrs)
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You're driving me on my nuts (RE, 4yrs- a combination of the sayings: You’re driving me nuts/up the wall)
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I'll just get what I'm given (Champion, 8yrs, not sure what else he was expecting?)
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“Where did you get that? “asked Binky. “Trademe “ mama replied.
“TRADE YOU?!" asked Binky incredulously.( Our girl, 4yrs)
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“I don’t have a hoot!” (RE, 6yrs, he means he doesn't GIVE a hoot!)
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“I
like him—he’s a nice brother.” (Pilot, 10yrs. Awww!)
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(Lifestyler husband was making lunch) I asked “What are you making?” He replied “Eggs Benedict” I said “Is it nearly ready? Lifestyler husband replies “no, waitin’ on the eggs.” I asked “do we need eggs with it?”
“Ah...well….. its
eggs benedict…. so yeah..” responded Lifestyler husband…(Nicki, 2008, in my defense I was heavily pregant ~ baby brain will get ya every time!)
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“Make mine Milo!” Champion, 2yrs)
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“Who did it?” (Papa Lifetyler, 2002)
“He did it!” (Farmer Boy, 6yrs)
“He did it!” (Moffy, 7yrs)
"Who cares?!" (a very tired Nicki, 2002)
These are brilliant.
ReplyDeleteYou might like this conversation I had with my Mum when I was 5 and just started school:
ReplyDeleteME: "Vanessa Mason was very naughty at school today."
MUM: "What did she do?"
ME: "When we stood up to say 'Lord keep us safe this night' before we came home, Vanessa didn't close her eyes!"
MUM: "Was Miss Bonsall (the teacher) very cross with her?"
ME: "Miss Bonsall didn't see her. It was only me who saw her but I didn't tell tales."
MUM: "I know another little girl who didn't close her eyes. Her name's Margaret Sutton."
..... and then Mum had to explain how I'd managed to shoot myself in the foot!!!!!!!